matoimech:

hazoret:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE STORE

@cheesytexaroni

YEAH

thehussy:

questionablepastries:

fromhersoul:

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s hang out in November"

ALT

catfindr:

willows-arts:

You who holds the sun in your eyes, what covers your light?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

Single Question Personality Quiz

How many monthly listeners does your favorite* contemporary band/artist have?

>97,331,660 (You are a Swifty)

97,331,660 - 50,000,000 (You are a Top 40 Girlie)

50,000,000 - 5,000,000 (You are a Contemporary Pop Normie)

5,000,000 - 1,00,000 (You actually just might listen to good rap/country)

1,000,000 - 100,000 (You are officially “Alt)

100,000 - 10,000 (Assigned "Guy that’s annoying about music” at birth)

10,000 - 1,000 (You’re a bar concert connoisseur!)

1,000 - 100 (*Affirmingly* You’re not a fucking poser)

100-2 (You have a crush on the ba ssist)

1 (You need to use Forgotify.com less often)

*Using whatever metric you chose. Your favorite band might not be your “Top Artist”. It also might not be the band you’ve seen live the most times. Chose with your heart.

gayfl:

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

radioactaiv-outsane:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

yknow i was wondering why i recognized this guy and then the username watermark finally caught my eye. and yall. its him.

whatbigotspost:

meatswitch:

Monsters.

I’m waiting for an arborist to hop on here and confirm that this is bad for those kind of trees or some shit, too.

pika-memes: